Excuse me ma'am, but have you seen my dogs?
12 inch bright red boots? Lady Gaga would be put to shame!
Watch your step there Miss!
This doesn't even make sense! And where are her pants?
Are these like the shape-ups of heels?
Oh Alexander McQueen. What do I even say to shoes like this?
Well, they definitely... ummm, elongate her legs?
I hope one day I have the privilege to see someone actually wearing those dog shoes on the street. That would make my life complete.
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